he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
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Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
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I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
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