This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
And then he peed in my hair
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