did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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