did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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