Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
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