I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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