i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
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The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
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Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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