is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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