But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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