That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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