i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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