I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
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So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
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he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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