I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
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A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
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Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
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