in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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