how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
