Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
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The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
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I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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