she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
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Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
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Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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