She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
No subtext here. People are naked.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...