You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
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At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
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Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence