How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
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I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
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He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.