Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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