I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
and she was petting her beer can
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Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
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I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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