why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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