Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
i just google imaged poop.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
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I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
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I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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