Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
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he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
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I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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