Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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