Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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