last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
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literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
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It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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