Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Just pee around me
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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