and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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