why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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