just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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