How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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