His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize