I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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