Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
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Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
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Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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