I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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