sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Randomize
