I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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