But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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