I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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