is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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