Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
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I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
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Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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