I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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