I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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