Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
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"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
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That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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