i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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