If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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