4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
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