You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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