In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Randomize
