Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
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I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
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That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Randomize