My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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