ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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