I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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